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Total Medals Earned: 324 (From 78 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 7,190 Points

Brawl Royale

Medals Earned: 8/12 (75/300 points)

NoLegs 5 Points

Silly cat, get off ma lawn.

Red Mage 5 Points

That's not even a real sword.

Tonberry 5 Points

Go back to your cave.

Yoko 5 Points

Farukon Paaansh.

Black Waltz 10 Points

Wololo.

Lazarus 10 Points

Ma gun's bigger.

Mecha 25 Points

Systems failure imminent.

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Natalie 25 Points

Go back to kitchen.

Canti 50 Points

Master the guitar.

Masochist 50 Points

Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.

Goku 100 Points

Save the universe from evil.

Cave of Wonders

Medals Earned: 10/10 (315/315 points)

Black Coffin 10 Points

Die before beating Luis.

Rude awakening 10 Points

Defeat Luis' 1st form.

Tighty whitey power 10 Points

Defeat Luis' 2nd form.

Abyss-mal 25 Points

Find the 2nd alternate ending.

Grape Crush 25 Points

Find the 1st alternate ending.

Stack the deck 25 Points

Defeat Luis' 3rd form.

Flee powder 50 Points

Escape the cave.

Lou Lou Zoom 50 Points

Beat the game in under 200 seconds.

Real Ultimate Power 100 Points

Complete all other achievements!

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Ching Chong Beautiful

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)

Ignorance Isn't Bliss 5 Points

Finish the Tutorial

Ching Champion! 25 Points

Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!

Long Fall 25 Points

Fall a long time for your ancestors

Long Slide 25 Points

Slide a HELLA long time!

Too Close! 25 Points

Save yourself from falling ten times

Big Baby 50 Points

Earn all Platinums on Easy

Meet the Winners 50 Points

Meet all the previous contestants

Brave as a Married Man 100 Points

Earn all Platinums on Medium

Seppuku's Soul 100 Points

Earn all Platinums on Hard

Communist in Space

Medals Earned: 1/3 (50/105 points)

Liberated 50 Points

Beat the game

Qvit Stalin 5 Points

Start already!

Over 9000 50 Points

Win the game a certain amount of score.

Crush the Castle: PP

Medals Earned: 2/12 (15/285 points)

Castle Hater 5 Points

Beat all castles in Black Shores

Tutorial Smasher 10 Points

Get gold in all castles in Black Shores

Castle Pusher 5 Points

Beat all castles in Umbria

Castle Crusher 10 Points

Beat all castles in Betsonia

Castle Destroyer 10 Points

Beat all castles in Dante Flats

Castle Smasher 10 Points

Beat all castles in Wintervale

Warming Up the Trebuchet 10 Points

Get gold in all castles in Umbria

Don't Eat Red Snow 25 Points

Get gold in all castles in Wintervale

No Survivors 25 Points

Get gold in all castles in Dante Flats

Resistance is Futile 25 Points

Get gold in all castles in Betsonia

I Hate Castles 50 Points

Crush all castles

Gold Medalist 100 Points

Get gold medals in all castles.

Dadgame

Medals Earned: 6/16 (75/500 points)

Guardians 5 Points

Defeat the Footie Twins

Heavy Weapons 5 Points

Defeat Battbot

Monkey Biz 5 Points

Defeat Ootkey

Bad Transit 10 Points

Defeat TRN-1

Story Easy 25 Points

Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard

WSW Tribute 25 Points

Defeat Final Weapon

Freeroes 25 Points

Get Secret Ending

Kaminari Ninja 25 Points

Defeat Raijinmaru

Patricide 25 Points

Defeat creator of Dadgame

Story Hard 25 Points

Beat Story Mode on Hard

Story Normal 25 Points

Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard

Cheating Death 50 Points

Defeat Mecha-Death

Debugger 50 Points

Defeat Phantom

Presto! 50 Points

Beat Boss Battles on HARD

Tower Offender 50 Points

Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD

Dadgamer 100 Points

100% Completion

Deliver That Fulp

Medals Earned: 13/13 (155/155 points)

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Depict1

Medals Earned: 6/10 (215/275 points)

Truth 5 Points

Attempt to use the arrow keys in 'PLEASE WAIT'.

Bridge 10 Points

Use the button to create a bridge.

Idiot 25 Points

Get the fake ending: press ESCAPE in 'THE END'. According to SWFStats only 13% of players get this ending.

Save Us 25 Points

Don't kill the creatures in 'DROP3'.

Trapped Forever 50 Points

Get the 'Trapped Forever' ending. According to SWFStats 60% of population get this ending.

Free 100 Points

Get the 'Free' ending. According to SWFStats only 11% of population get this ending. Do you want to be that special?

Believe Me 5 Points

Jump on the enemy in 'TRUST'.

Immortal 5 Points

Dont commit suicide in 'SUICIDE'.

Leap of Faith 25 Points

Skip the spring in 'BREAKTHROUGH'.

Save Me 25 Points

Don't kill the creature in 'REFLEX'.

Domo-Kun Angry Smashfest!

Medals Earned: 3/19 (25/430 points)

Patience 5 Points

Sit through the long-ass intro.

The Boy 10 Points

Dispense of the boy.

The Girl 10 Points

Dispense of the girl.

Backstory 10 Points

Discover the backstory.

Dance Party 10 Points

Get invited to the dance party!

Domo Hunt 10 Points

Find the hidden game.

Fat Bastard 10 Points

Bring out the fat man.

Giant Crab Battle 10 Points

Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.

Gojira 10 Points

Make a new friend!

Squigly Fish 10 Points

Find the Squigly Fish!

Dragonslayer 25 Points

Slay the dragon without getting hurt!

Zero Vengeance 25 Points

Beat level one without getting hurt.

A Smasher is You 50 Points

Win the game!

Dongle 50 Points

You'll know it when you see it!

Fast Smash 50 Points

Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.

Penguin Popper 50 Points

Destroy 90 Penguins.

Three Eddies 50 Points

Bring at least three Eddies to battle!

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Don't Shit Your Pants

Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)

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