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Total Medals Earned: 324 (From 78 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 7,190 Points

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Pee Man - The Game

Medals Earned: 6/7 (190/290 points)

Phase I 5 Points

Complete the first phase.

Phase II 10 Points

Complete the second phase.

Phase III 25 Points

Complete the third phase.

Phase IV 50 Points

Complete the final phase.

Split Stream 50 Points

Fully load your bladder.

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Perfect 100 Points

Win without taking any damage.

Pico Blast

Medals Earned: 5/6 (75/100 points)

Gretel 5 Points

Defeat Hansel's first form (both arms)

Nine-tacle 10 Points

Defeat Hansel's tentacled form

UFOh Noes! 10 Points

Defeat Hansel's U.F.O. form.

Brain-muffin 25 Points

Defeat Hansel's brain.

To Safety 25 Points

Grab Tankman's hand and helicopter away to safety.

Magma-nimous 25 Points

Fall into the lava (alternate ending)

PixEvo - The Fountain

Medals Earned: 3/7 (25/300 points)

Back To Life 5 Points

Recover some strength

The Heart Of Man 10 Points

Become a full human

Walking Again 10 Points

Get your legs back

More Than A Man 25 Points

Grow small wings

The Call Of The Beast 50 Points

Become the beast

Speed Run 100 Points

Complete the game in 15 minutes or less

True Protector 100 Points

Restore the fountain's flow

Portal Defenders

Medals Earned: 7/23 (45/540 points)

Big Fuzzy Hug 5 Points

Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.

Exasperated 5 Points

View the game walkthrough.

First Blood 5 Points

Hit your first enemy.

Jump-Man 5 Points

Press the jump button to take flight!.

Fishmonger 10 Points

Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Konami 5 Points

Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.

Chamber Maid 10 Points

Defeat Mindchamber.

ZAMBONI 10 Points

Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.

Ambiguous Duo 25 Points

Defeat Stamper & Jeff.

BFFs 25 Points

Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.

Hollow Weiner 25 Points

Beat the game in Halloween Mode.

Nose Diver 25 Points

View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).

Zombiieez! 25 Points

Eat 5 brains in one game.

Finesser 50 Points

Beat the game without using bombs.

King of the Portal 50 Points

Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.

Kitty Litter 50 Points

Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.

Vegan 50 Points

Beat the game without eating any guts.

Over-achiever 100 Points

Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Relive Your Life

Medals Earned: 8/32 (80/500 points)

Big Mouth 10 Points

Because bragging gets you nowhere.

Dressing in Drag 10 Points

Rambo is quite the prankster!

Extra! Extra! 10 Points

Check out any of the external links

Hide 'n Seek 10 Points

He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!

Human Appliance 10 Points

Science is bad, M'kay?

Mutually Assured Destruction 10 Points

Everything dies and it's all your fault.

The Man Who Owns Time 10 Points

"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."

Ultimate Velocity Five! 10 Points

You become Saint Awesome!

100 MPH Spank! 10 Points

Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!

30 Rock Date 10 Points

TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!

Blind Runner 10 Points

Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.

Daytime TV Trio! 10 Points

Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!

Dead Mutant Baby 10 Points

Death snagged you so young!

Dreamin' with Morgan Freeman 10 Points

Yogurt.

FYI YOU'RE A SPY 10 Points

Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.

Hellfire Injection 10 Points

Time paid life's bill.

HomeRun! 10 Points

Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?

I ain't sayin' you a golddigger. 10 Points

But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)

Love at First Fight 10 Points

Your sister figures out love the hard way.

Mee-Yow! 10 Points

A WILD CatFight ensues!

Meet Joe Black 10 Points

This was hilarious to animate :)

My Hero. 10 Points

No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.

Nice Save! 10 Points

Obviously she's a keeper!

Puppy Love 10 Points

Like OMG, Totes jelly.

Self Consumed Donut 10 Points

Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT

Shoop Da Whoop! 10 Points

Imma firin mah lazor!!!

Tails Never Fails 10 Points

A classic for bidding!

The Amazing Quadrupede! 10 Points

You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!

The Dr. Phil Tango 10 Points

You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.

The Naked Mile 10 Points

If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.

GODLIKE! 100 Points

You shake hands with the Almighty himself!

Lives Worth Living! 100 Points

You found all 29 different endings!

REPLAYING :the game:

Medals Earned: 2/4 (125/250 points)

Bloodbath 25 Points

Kill 150 or more of those buggers in the preloader game.

THE END 100 Points

Meaning it's now time for the level editor, level playlist, unlockables, highscores... NO WAIT COME BACK.

A Little Birdie Told Me. 25 Points

Go to the Show Appreciation link. Click the blue birdie. Press 'update'. Thanks.

Unlock-ness Monster 100 Points

Unlock everything. You see what I did there with this Medal's title? Lol.

Score!

Medals Earned: 21/21 (380/380 points)

Deaf 5 Points

The sound of silence...

Frotteurism 5 Points

It's just too hard to resist...

Hospitalized 5 Points

Let's take this outside!

Quitter 5 Points

Only losers give up and go home alone.

Rejection 5 Points

Love hurts.

Scooter Rooter 5 Points

Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.

The Flash 5 Points

Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!

Thirsty 5 Points

Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!

Violence 5 Points

Put em up.

Alpha Male 10 Points

Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.

Beached As 10 Points

Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!

Booze Hound 10 Points

Drink til you drop.

Cock Block 10 Points

Chicks before dicks.

Hungry 10 Points

They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!

Sleazebag 10 Points

Can anyone say... Date rape?

Experimenting 25 Points

Proven to double your chances!

Multicultural 25 Points

Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!

True Gentleman 25 Points

Treat her like a lady.

2's Company 3's... 50 Points

...a hell of a good time!

Casanova 50 Points

There's clearly no one that you can't please!

Score! 100 Points

You are officially the master of scoring!

Seed of Destruction

Medals Earned: 5/14 (55/425 points)

Infertility 5 Points

Get a game over.

Master of Time and Space 5 Points

Pause the game.

Backfire 10 Points

Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.

Tankicular Homicide 10 Points

Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.

Toast Master 25 Points

Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.

Drunken Air Show 10 Points

Play a custom game with only jets.

Mega Combo 10 Points

Get a 20+ combo.

Hanging in There 25 Points

Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.

Looking for a Challenge 25 Points

Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.

Ball Fondler 50 Points

Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.

Cavalier of Sperm 50 Points

Beat story mode.

Evasivivity 50 Points

Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.

Pedestrian Devestation 50 Points

Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.

Seed of Destruction 100 Points

Beat story mode on hard.

Seven's Second Adventure

Medals Earned: 1/9 (100/285 points)

Fetch 100 Points

Find John Van Deusen's lost pick.

Not Cool 5 Points

Spend less than 5 minutes on the instructions.

Can't Remember what Items you Have? 10 Points

Press A to view your inventory

Look, We made a Game! 10 Points

View Credits

You Read the Directions? 10 Points

Press the M Key to Mute the Game

Awshum 25 Points

Spend more than 5 minutes on the instructions

We're People Too 25 Points

View all of the Bios

Channel Seven Weather Report 50 Points

Find SevenSeize's Secret Movie

Plant Love 50 Points

Find Magical-Zorse's Hidden Flash

Sonny 2

Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/235 points)

The Tape 10 Points

Retrieve the tape from Felicity.

Black Magic 25 Points

Defeat Clemons first time without using team mates. Challenging or Heroic difficulty.

Pacifist 50 Points

Defeat Hydra first time without dealing over 2000 damage during fight. Challenging or Heroic difficulty.

Predator 50 Points

Defeat Captain Hunt without any training fights and without repeating any defeated bosses. Heroic difficulty.

Over the Ashes 100 Points

Defeat the Corruptor in Zone 7.