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Total Medals Earned: 324 (From 78 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 7,190 Points

In Utero

Medals Earned: 3/4 (225/250 points)

Supasperm 25 Points

Beat the first level.

Impotent 100 Points

Complete the first level without firing a shot.

Preggerz 100 Points

Beat the game.

Aborted 25 Points

Kill the boss without dying.

It's a Nice Day Today

Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)

Failure to Communicate 5 Points

Continue to play for 30 seconds after the movie ends.

Journeys of Reemus: Ch 3

Medals Earned: 2/3 (100/150 points)

PATH OF AGGRESSION 50 Points

Muscle your way to the end with Reemus.

PATH OF LEAST RESISTANCE 50 Points

Follow Liam's logic to a watery escape.

THE PASSION OF THE EXTERMINATOR 50 Points

Help Reemus relieve some roach tension.

Larry And The Gnomes

Medals Earned: 8/27 (115/1,000 points)

AAAARRG!! 5 Points

Kill 10 Gnomes while enraged

Destruction 5 Points

Kill over 50 Gnomes

Meet the Mage Master 5 Points

Fight the Boss in ACT I

Warm Up 5 Points

Complete the Tutorial Level

ACT I 10 Points

Complete Act I

Power Kill 10 Points

Kill a Gnome in one hit

Mass Destruction 25 Points

Kill over 100 Gnomes

Mitten Hand Ninja 50 Points

Kill an entire level of Gnomes with nothing but your bare hands

Accidental Archeologist 10 Points

Discover ancient Skull Statues

ACT II 25 Points

Complete Act II

Bash the Boar 25 Points

Fight the Boss in ACT II

Blood Lust 25 Points

Sever 20 Gnome heads in a row

Decapitation Retaliation 25 Points

Kill an entire Level of Gnomes with the heads of other Gnomes

ACT III 50 Points

Complete Act III

Fight the Freak 50 Points

Fight the Boss in ACT III

ACT IV 100 Points

Complete the Game!

Battle of the Gnome King 100 Points

Fight the Gnome King!

Convenience Mining 100 Points

Collect 15 Precious Gems

Sword Connoisseur 100 Points

Find all of the 8 hidden Cameo Swords

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LARRY: Big Dipper

Medals Earned: 5/11 (250/500 points)

Angry Rock Basher 25 Points

destroy 10 boulders in a single Rage

Free Faller 50 Points

survive for 3 minutes

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Gem Collector 25 Points

Collect all 10 gems in a single run

Glutton for Recovery 25 Points

use every antitode orb to recover from poisoning in a single run

Nice And Healthy 25 Points

Collect all health orbs in a single run

Rageaholic 25 Points

Collect all rage orbs in a single run

Massive Damage 50 Points

Destroy 20 boulders in a single Rage

Badass Dipper 100 Points

Reach the bottom of the Giant Pit

LARRY: Doug-Out

Medals Earned: 1/7 (25/270 points)

Bloody Doug 25 Points

Beat doug to his bloodiest.

Best Quality In Town 10 Points

Max upgrades in ale quality.

Maxed Weapons 10 Points

Max upgrades in weapons.

Perfect Run 25 Points

Beat a level past day 5 without losing any ale from doug.

Endurance Master 50 Points

Last up to day 15.

Maxed Money 50 Points

Earn over $2000 in one day.

Massive Score 100 Points

Reach a score of 1 million

Level Up!

Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/390 points)

Gem Collector 5 Points

Collect 100 Gems.

Time Waster 5 Points

Play to day 7 and beyond.

Gem Connoisseur 10 Points

Collect All Giant Gems.

Gem Hoarder 10 Points

Collect 400 Gems.

Moving the Mail 10 Points

Find all the checkpoints in the level.

Dashing Course Legend 25 Points

Beat the Super Dashing Course in under 25 seconds.

Fountain of Knowledge 25 Points

Fill out every entry in the Codex.

Gem Addict 25 Points

Collect every Red Gem on the Level.

Mad Skills 25 Points

Buy every skill.

Grinding Maniac 50 Points

Max out every single level type.

Heartbreaker 50 Points

Defeat Nightmare with only 1 LOVE level.

Insomniac 50 Points

Complete the game without ever sleeping.

Obsessive 100 Points

Get 100% completion.

Looming

Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/500 points)

Traveler 5 Points

Enter a portal.

Excavator 10 Points

Collect at least 6 artifacts.

Repeat Visitor 10 Points

Make at least 10 visits to Looming.

Archaeologist 25 Points

Collect at least 18 artifacts.

Binary Abacist 50 Points

Collect all of the tally beads.

Lithocryptologist 50 Points

Collect all of the diagram pieces.

Lorem Archivist 50 Points

Collect all of the Lorem tablets.

Priest of Science 50 Points

Collect all of the Path rings.

Seecha Expert 50 Points

Collect all of the Seecha rods.

Xenopaleontologist 50 Points

Collect all of the Oarbor bones.

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M-Bot The Game

Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/250 points)

JustBEATit 25 Points

Beat the game.

BounceOnMyLazor 25 Points

String a 50 hit juggle on an enemy.

3K9 50 Points

Uses K-9 mode 3 times in main game.

CitySweeper 50 Points

Get 1500 in main game.

DaLONGESTmile 100 Points

15000 points on survival.

Madness Accelerant

Medals Earned: 5/5 (135/135 points)

Face Off 10 Points

Let out all your aggression.

A WINNER IS YOU 25 Points

Beat the game.

Pacifist 25 Points

Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.

True Face of Evil 25 Points

Reveal the true face of evil!

Madness Mode 50 Points

Defeat Madness Mode!